Tuesday, July 29, 2014

nahthatsnotveryraven:

in Australia we had this children’s show called Round The Twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

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Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you’re on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

askthefemaleeren:

like-an-icy-blast:

reachfortheflowers:

anigrrrl2:

askthefemaleeren:

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling. 

As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.

As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.

I’m re-reblogging for that last one.

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Monday, July 28, 2014 Sunday, July 27, 2014

People tend to assume that Bobbi and Natasha don’t like each other because Natasha dated Clint before he met and married Bobbi. They’ve actually been friends for years, train together every week, work together on missions, and Natasha was a bridesmaid at their wedding.

People tend to assume that Bobbi and Natasha don’t like each other because Natasha dated Clint before he met and married Bobbi. They’ve actually been friends for years, train together every week, work together on missions, and Natasha was a bridesmaid at their wedding.


Tony stark was taught at a young age to speak many different languages. Though originally used only for Stark industries meetings, he now mainly uses it to listen to Black Widow’s conversations with Hawkeye. They still don’t realize he can understand Russian.
Tony stark was taught at a young age to speak many different languages. Though originally used only for Stark industries meetings, he now mainly uses it to listen to Black Widow’s conversations with Hawkeye. They still don’t realize he can understand Russian.

The Winter Soldier’s middle finger can be converted into a bottle opener thanks to a soviet era scientist with an odd sense of humor and a drinking problem.
The Winter Soldier’s middle finger can be converted into a bottle opener thanks to a soviet era scientist with an odd sense of humor and a drinking problem.

SHIELD has a file on the Xavier Academy, which ends with: Absolutely, positively do NOT EVER EVER fuck with this place. HYDRA has an exact copy

SHIELD has a file on the Xavier Academy, which ends with: Absolutely, positively do NOT EVER EVER fuck with this place. HYDRA has an exact copy


Jane suggested Thor read Lord of the Rings since some of it was inspired by Norse mythology. Thor’s reactions to it have ranged from him having intellectual discussions about the cultural importance of myth and language to throwing Clint into a snowbank to see if he is as light on his feet as an elf. 

Jane suggested Thor read Lord of the Rings since some of it was inspired by Norse mythology. Thor’s reactions to it have ranged from him having intellectual discussions about the cultural importance of myth and language to throwing Clint into a snowbank to see if he is as light on his feet as an elf. 


Peter Parker openly regrets ever introducing Gwen to Wade because after the event Wade always showed up at their houses with cookies. Asking how they’ve been and all that jazz. He hated it even more when Gwen encouraged him to visit and call them both more often. Secretly he likes the idea of Deadpool actually caring about people.

Peter Parker openly regrets ever introducing Gwen to Wade because after the event Wade always showed up at their houses with cookies. Asking how they’ve been and all that jazz. He hated it even more when Gwen encouraged him to visit and call them both more often. Secretly he likes the idea of Deadpool actually caring about people.


Thors ‘cape’ is in fact, made from the same material from his mothers drapes.

Thors ‘cape’ is in fact, made from the same material from his mothers drapes.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Almost daily Avengers feels. Set #1

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

Can we have a Marvel after credits scene where Hawkeye and Star-Lord are doing Darcy’s hair and make up before her graduation

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