Wednesday, July 23, 2014
lexijones1026:

Silly Deadpool you are not the Dark Knight!

lexijones1026:

Silly Deadpool you are not the Dark Knight!

bigtig75:

Lol. This is fucking hilarious.

bigtig75:

Lol. This is fucking hilarious.

amarguerite:

WOW THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL AND EXTRAORDINARILY GAY

I don’t know why the new trend is for true love’s kiss to be between two ladies but when it’s done well it is super satisfying.

I encourage you to join the Never Princess ship (AgathaxSophie).

It’s a relatively small ship but it’s growing as more art and stories are written

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

t34lbloods:

lexeilou:

lsunnyc:

finnockodair:

I’m that part of the fandom that can’t gif, make edits, write fanfiction or draw I’m just kind of here like

hey

Which makes you the commenter, the fic-reccer, the source-finder, the link-poster, the headcanon buddy, the forum-poster, the kink-prompter, the conversation starter, the number one fan, the miscellaneous details and subconscious fact-checker.

aka: you’re the person all those other skill-sets are producing for.

I like you.

  

dramallamapie:

overland-frost:

runawayshounen:

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-
GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE

Well one could argue that nightmares are also dreams so it’s only fair that Dreamworks makes movies that give us nightmares as well as wonderful stories that fulfill our childhood dreams and encourage our imagination

dramallamapie:

overland-frost:

runawayshounen:

One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.

I KEEP FORGETTING DREAMWORKS DID THE RING ALSO.

DREAMWORKS DID THE RING? OH MY GOD I JUST-

GOD HELP ME I THOUGHT DREAMWORKS WERE NICE

Well one could argue that nightmares are also dreams so it’s only fair that Dreamworks makes movies that give us nightmares as well as wonderful stories that fulfill our childhood dreams and encourage our imagination

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

remusyoulittleshit:

floki-the-littlest-viking:

justplainsomething:

urulokid:

markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

this just made my day thank you mr ruffalo

Okay, I checked and that is in fact Ruffalo’s official tumblr. 

So I guess we can say we have a Hulk?

image

madquinn13:

thatmovieguydoe:

MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.

All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!

WHERE THE FUCK IS BLACK WIDOW”S MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 21, 2014

itspanchu:

itspanchu:

I want to be the best
There ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah, that’s my cause

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

I’ll search across the land
Look far and wide
Release from my hand
The power that’s inside

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch’d, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

(Catch ‘em, catch ‘em, gotta catch ‘em all -
Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

(-woo! we’re at the half way point, dooing great so far!
-we? what’s all this we stuff? i’m doing all the hard work!
-break time’s over..here we go!)

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least one hundred and fifty
Or more to see
To be a Pokémon Master
Is my destiny

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

(-WOAH! catch your breath man, shake out those lips!
-it’s downhill from here, just 24 more to go
-now it gets tricky, so listen real good)

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We’re almost home!)

(Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
Gotta catch ‘em all - gotta catch ‘em all)
(Gotta catch ‘em all - Pokémon!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok
That’s all, folks!

(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(ooh, gotta catch em all, pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(oooh, gotta catch em all pokemon)
(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all)
(GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON!)

Wow this is slowly getting notes.

rkirkman:

tarteauxfraises:

kendrajbean:

In the mid-1930s, an Australian journalist visited Germany to report on the rise of fascism and interview Adolf Hitler. The atrocities she saw there, which included the public beating of Jews, forever changed the course of her young life. Nancy Wake, who died Sunday at age 98, would spend World War II fighting Nazism tooth and nail, saving thousands of Allied lives, winding up at the top of the Gestapo’s most-wanted list and ultimately receiving more decorations than any other servicewoman.
Wake made her way from Spain to Britain, where she convinced special agents to train her as a spy and guerilla operative. In April 1944 she parachuted into France to coordinate attacks on German troops and installations prior to the D-Day invasion, leading a band of 7,000 resistance fighters. In order to earn the esteem of the men under her command, she reportedly challenged them to drinking contests and would inevitably drink them under the table. But her fierceness alone may have won her enough respect: During the violent months preceding the liberation of Paris, Wake killed a German guard with a single karate chop to the neck, executed a woman who had been spying for the Germans, shot her way out of roadblocks and biked 70 hours through perilous Nazi checkpoints to deliver radio codes for the Allies. (via)



Nancy Wake has been a hero of mine for ages, a phenomenal woman

rkirkman:

tarteauxfraises:

kendrajbean:

In the mid-1930s, an Australian journalist visited Germany to report on the rise of fascism and interview Adolf Hitler. The atrocities she saw there, which included the public beating of Jews, forever changed the course of her young life. Nancy Wake, who died Sunday at age 98, would spend World War II fighting Nazism tooth and nail, saving thousands of Allied lives, winding up at the top of the Gestapo’s most-wanted list and ultimately receiving more decorations than any other servicewoman.

Wake made her way from Spain to Britain, where she convinced special agents to train her as a spy and guerilla operative. In April 1944 she parachuted into France to coordinate attacks on German troops and installations prior to the D-Day invasion, leading a band of 7,000 resistance fighters. In order to earn the esteem of the men under her command, she reportedly challenged them to drinking contests and would inevitably drink them under the table. But her fierceness alone may have won her enough respect: During the violent months preceding the liberation of Paris, Wake killed a German guard with a single karate chop to the neck, executed a woman who had been spying for the Germans, shot her way out of roadblocks and biked 70 hours through perilous Nazi checkpoints to deliver radio codes for the Allies. (via)

Nancy Wake has been a hero of mine for ages, a phenomenal woman

Norse Mythology

  • Everyone: LOKI NO
  • Loki: LOKI YES
  • *later*
  • Loki: Okay yeah, Loki no.

madquinn13:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Ftehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.

It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.

*   *   *   

Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.

A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her. 

*   *   *   

Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.

And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.

*   *   *   

Third year, she started to notice a trend.

First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.

After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.

He did not notice.

*   *   *   

They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.

Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.

And she was right.

Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.

*   *   *    

Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.

She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.

But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.

Potter’s fault. Of course.

*   *   *   

Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.

All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.

Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.

This was the worst fucking school, honestly.

*   *   *   

They were calling it “The Final Battle.”

Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him. 

“POTTER.”

He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”

She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”

She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.

*   *   *   

She became Minister of Magic at age 36.

Fucking Potter.

I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic

FUCKING POTTER

"I WOULD’VE BEEN IN AT AGE 35 IF THEY DIDN’T GIVE MY SPOT TO FUCKING GRANGER! I DIDN’T NEED TO GO BACK AND DO A SEVENTH YEAR! I DIDN’T GO CAMPING THROUGH ENGLAND! I STUDIED!" Jenna B. Lacey was quoted by Rita Skeeter who was interviewing Potter’s classmates to celebrate the 20th year anniversary. Of course Skeeter also agrees that Hermione Granger is evil and should be in Azkaban.

(Source: itsvondell)

Thursday, July 17, 2014

marinashutup:

funfreacksnc:

where do you buy rory williams

i want a rory williams

i’m not even a fan of doctor who but this scene still gets me

(Source: truewolves)

For better or worse, Tony Stark has devised a plan that won’t require him to put on the Iron Man suit anymore, and should allow Captain America, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and the Hulk to get some much needed R&R as well. His solution is Ultron, self-aware, self-teaching, artificial intelligence designed to help assess threats, and direct Stark’s Iron Legion of drones to battle evildoers instead.
The only problem? Ultron lacks the human touch, and his superior intellect quickly determines that life on Earth would go a lot smoother if he just got rid of Public Enemy No. 1: Human beings.

AVENGERS 2: AGE OF ULTRON plot details (x)

(Source: sexydowney)